Because you're a person of elegant style, with the highest of standards and refined tastes. You require an unrivaled dome-piece while sporting a reliable, timeless, and consistent look. Like your favorite playlist, you can always count on the Yacht Rock Rope to send this message without ever saying a word. Be an Ace and support the Hello World.
Pro Tip: Not gonna lie, if you have a big ole melon then this may not be the hat for you. If you prefer a deeper and wider fit, then you may want to consider the Talk of the Town visor or The Waker.